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The Montreal French Slang Guide: Québécois for Real Life
Québécois French sounds nothing like what you learned in class. This guide covers the words, sounds, and phrases that actually run Montreal street life.

Québécois French sounds nothing like what you learned in class. This guide covers the words, sounds, and phrases that actually run Montreal street life.

You learned textbook French. You can order a croissant and ask for directions. Then someone in Paris says "c'est chelou" and "je kiffe trop ça" and the conversation vanishes entirely. Here is what Parisian French actually sounds like.
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